How do you . . .

•  induce labor in a mare? Take a nap.

•  cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer.

•  cure equine insomnia? Take them in a halter class.

•  get a horse  stay very calm and laid back? Enter themin a liberty class.

•  get a horse  wash their own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.

•  get a mare  come in heat? Take her  a show.

•  get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrongstallion get out of his stall.

•  make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted? Sellher before she foals.

•  get a show horse  set up perfect and really stretch?

•  Get him out late at night or anytime no one is around  see him.

•  induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse.

•  make it rain? Mow a field of hay.